Blog Peeves

I don't know about other people but I've been blog-hopping a lot lately =D All thanks to the new XChange widget by Nuffnang =D Nuffnang's the BEST!! Love their service ^o^

So yeah. I've been blog-hopping a lot lately and aside from the usual blogs I visit I.......

Oh wait. The alarm just rang =D I'ma go watch Ugly Betty now will continue later =) *runs off*

Updates at 12:11am

Okay it just went to 12:12 O_O

I seriously lost track of time!!! I was reading some random person's blog and my eyes just went more and more blur! One of these days I'm gonna go blind @_@

Okay as I was saying before my phone reminder distracted me, I've been blog-hopping a lot recently and there are just so many blogs that annoy the hell out of me.

Okay just to make things clear here I don't open up a blog if I see that the girl wears a tudung, or to make it simpler for non-Malaysians, the big wrap that Malay girls wear as headgear. I also ignore blogs that say "Kepala Hitam" or *checks XChange* "buku nota". I won't even go to the next sentence if I see a Malay word in the first. If you've been following me you will notice that I never use Malay words in any of my posts (Or if you have then show me because I really cannot remember)

Yes I am racist. So sue me =_=

Okay (I seem to be using a lot of "Okay"s in this post @@) so I will now complain about the many things I see in blogs that just make me super pissed off and shut down the damn thing and never go back again. Perhaps I'm being sarcastic. After all a blog IS someone's personal space so really that person can do whatever they want with it.

But it just really gets to me whenever I see a line that goes, "This is my blog and I'll do whatever I want with it. If you don't like it then SCRAM."

Oh really? Then make it a private blog la why the hell do you want to put up the XChange widget and lead people there? =O=

Hmm. I just typed out Blog Peeves Number 1 @_@

The Arrogant Celebrity-wannabe Blogger

Really lo especially if you know them in real life and they're not as impressive as they make themselves sound in their blogs =_= Not all of you of course. Just some.

"HUGE ASS" Fonts

Second blog peeve is this "huge ass" fonts you see sometimes. No most of the time. Seriously unless I know the blogger I wouldn't even bother to read these minuscule fonts =_= Who the hell can stand squinting at the monitor screen anyway? Don't you people know that this is bad for the eyes?

Oh Pretty COLOURS

And then we also have RAINBOW fonts. Wah everytime I step into a blog with a black black background with these kind of words my eyes will immediately go haywire. And the colour combinations are just terrible!!! What are you trying to highlight??? If you type like this who's gonna stand it?!?!? Again unless I know the blogger I wouldn't even bother to read it =_=

Music Music MUSIC

Don't' we all love music??? We have so many sorts too! We have rock and jazz and hip hop and rap and so many more! So we really DO appreciate it when we open up your site and hear LOUD percussion merging with the lovely classics coming out of our speakers!!! We get a whole different class immediately! Fantastic!!!

Shut the fucking thing off okay! Not everyone goes blog-hopping without their favourite music already ON =_=

Pop-ups or "Welcome Messages"

When I go blog-hopping I like to open up a few blogs at once, since websites usually take some time to load completely. I like to open up a whole row of tabs, then go back to the first blog while the rest are loading. And then this dumbass of a "welcome message" will pop up saying Hi! Welcome to my blog! and pull me back to the last tab which is completely blank and I'd panic thinking my computer jammed or something.

Imagine my annoyance when I see that it's just a stupid welcome message just asking me to "Click OK to proceed" =_=

Emo blogs...

Everytime... I see someone type like this... I get so bored... Thinking why on earth they sound so sad... When they just came home from a girly outing... They just bought new laptop... new clothes... new make-up... yet they still talk like the world is ending tomorrow... Why leh girls...? Why har...? Is life really so sad...? Or are you trying to appear deep in thought...?

Because if you are then you are failing miserably =_=



p.s: I give up looking for a nice background for my Twitter =_= Will see if I can come across some nice ones in the future.

p.p.s: I will probably put up my Twitter widget by tomorrow =D Goodnight blogosphere!

I AM BLOODY ANGRY

FUCKING AH PEK FOR THE LIFE OF YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU DO NOT MAKE A U-TURN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WHEN A BIG SILVER PERDANA IS COMING AT YOU AT 70 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING NO BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

IF I HAD NOT BRAKED SO FAST MY BAG FELL OVER AND EVERYTHING INSIDE SPILLED OUT YOU WOULD HAVE FLOWN OFF YOUR BIKE AND CRACKED YOUR HELMET ALONG WITH YOUR FUCKING BRAINLESS HEAD ON THE ROAD AND ROLLED OVER BY A PASSING LORRY.

I TELL YOU I BLOODY DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE LO IF THIS COUNTRY HAS NO LAW I WOULD HAVE RUN YOU OVER WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY =O=

SI AH PEK WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?!? IF I HAD HIT YOU IT IS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT BUT I STILL HAVE TO PAY RM300 BECAUSE I'M THE CAR AND YOU'RE THE MOTORCYCLE I MUST KNOW HOW TO "SIAM" YOU (and hit another car in the meantime most probably) ACCORDING TO THIS COUNTRY'S RIDICULOUS LAW SO YOU SHIOK SHIOK U-TURN AND I HAVE TO BEAR ALL THE CONSEQUENCES IS THAT RIGHT?!?!?!

HOW DARE YOU MOTORCYCLISTS BULLY US INNOCENT CAR DRIVERS LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?!

No wonder Malaysia ranks number one in the worldwide road accidents statistics =_=

I saw something despicable today

Well nowadays I see plenty of despicable things around because being a sales person means you communicate with all kinds of humans these days, whether their nice and warm and polite or rude and demanding and arrogant, not to mention awfully annoying =_=

And when you're not communicating, you're watching different humans walking to and fro your store each day.

So I was standing outside with Cat again today, waiting to drag unsuspecting victims into the store and force them to sign up for Digi Broadband, when we saw a mother and her son (no older than 5 years old probably) walking away past AEON bank. Well it's really normal isn't it? A mother and her son walking only ma~

Except........

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Is that boy a dog or something????????????

She looked like she had a leash on him!!! >O< style="FONT-STYLE: italic">really don't care what people might say behind her. I can safely say that every single sales person standing outside their store is staring at her walking away with her son strapped to her like an untamed monkey, discussing how unreasonable she is being.

Sure we also understand that toddlers are sometimes difficult to control but to tie them up this way gives off a really REALLY bad impression. It's like telling the world her son is so troublesome he needs to be chained up to save her time to do her shopping in peace =_=

Thank goodness the son is too young to feel embarrassed and humiliated =_=





P.S: Why can't boyfriends take a few minutes, JUST a few minutes off gaming to talk to their girlfriends on the phone when SHE is the one who actually took the initiative to call him? WHY??

UPDATE: My mom says tying up kids like that in shopping malls is very common these days =_= Fine perhaps to some people it is not despicable. After all it does ensure that your kid doesn't run too far away, if he/she is really that hyperactive @_@

*hides and cries in a corner*

How could you?!?! I'm traumatized!!! TOTOTOTOTOT

Like you don't know I hate ANYTHING and EVERYTHING HORROR-RELATED!!! TOTOTOT

I couldn't get off my backside for the next hour because the image was FREAKING fresh in my mind >O<

God save me T___________________T

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Okay this is what happened. It was past 1am and I was still at the computer because I was waiting for my nail polish to dry (I finally bought my yellow nail polish XD) and I thought I'd sign into my gmail. I saw some emails sent by ideeli...facebook...my boss...and one from Alice so I opened that first, thinking it was just some joke she found online.

The caption says that I were to find a pair of "white shoes" in the picture in three minutes, so I obliged. I stared and stared and stared.

When three minutes was up............................














































A FUCKING GHOST FLEW OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE AND BLOODY FILLED UP THE STUPID PICTURE!!!

It happened so fast I couldn't even close my eyes in time -.-

I dunno if it was wearing the darned white shoes though @_@

I have never got used to these.......things. In all my twenty years of living I have never learned that these supposed jokes are harmless. I'M DAMN WELL HARMED BY THAT 2 SECONDS OF "ENTERTAINMENT" OKAY I WAS GLUED TO MY SEAT FOR THE NEXT HOUR!!! T____________________T

Now you all know how to bully me =_=

Introduction + Frustration

I think I should start a whole new blog with an intro >o< I go by the name Yumimi here and also every other account I have online ^_^ Don't ask me my real name unless you're sure you know me or vice versa. I made this new blog and deleted the old one because I know that the old one's not going to be updated anyway =o=

I'll be using this as a chance to hone my writing skills so that I may be able to achieve my dreams of becoming a freelance writer and novelist ^O^ [one day] @_@ hey I'm a healthy young girl and I'm allowed to dream okay??? T______T

.....

Okay I'm not actually feeling all that bubbly >.<

I missed ONE MARK.

Because of that ONE MARK,

I missed my Band 5 in MUET.

Strange how ONE MARK makes all the difference, isn't it?

And strange how ONE MARK can change my mood throughout the day.

Strange how ONE MARK can make a STUDENT sulk throughout the day =o=

I'll be posting some mini stories up soon, if only I could just drag myself to the computer to do so =O=

Adios~